July 2011
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NY Ink
i feel like it’s weird when people get a tattoo on their back and say stuff like, “and every time i see it i will think about [insert meaningful thing].” because, like, it’s on their back? how often do they look at their backs?
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So funny
blake: come on man, one fedora per crew.
adam: noo I'm pretty sure the more fedoras the better!
June 2011
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I wouldn’t live there if you paid me. I wouldn’t live like that, no...
– Talking Heads, “Big Country”
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Myspace comment, myspace comment, let me hear both sides, let me hear both...
– My brain, because this is still how I hear the lyrics to Idioteque years after no one uses Myspace anymore
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Winning
Little FYI for all you little people out there, I am not watching the Songify This - Winning/Charlie Sheen video repeatedly with the goal of NOT winning a karaoke contest.
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Well my life is all about horrible shocks (What!?!?! I DONT look good in...
– Mindy
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Just Another Manic Runway
marty: 30 minutes and still on the runway
marty: Did I mention a baby has cried the whole f*&*ing flight, top of lungs screaming, one row in front of me
marty: I'm about to out-scream this baby...
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George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person, I just don’t want you...
– Michael, Arrested Development
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Things You'll Do for Love
marty: Ha ok I will run tomorrow, but i can only run to the track and back
marty: Can't believe I just agreed to that
Casual Carroll doesn’t shower thrice.
– anonymous
Questionable Post
I find it hilarious when anyone calls anything “questionable.”
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This is Why I Volunteer
Last night a woman was walking around the shelter (what does she do? I don’t know? she isn’t a cleaner or the adoption rep?). She TOOK my paper towel out of my HAND and wiped water off the side of a cage, explaining the cat would lick it. First off, it’s water. Also, like I somehow do not know how to wipe the water away from a cage when my sole purpose of being there is to...
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Shut up, lady! Peaceful is not how I roll.
– Strong Bad
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Pun
me: your watch doesn’t have numbers. It’s the thinking man’s watch.
Marty: I like to challenge myself from time to time
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Too Much
bug bites
tennis
meowing
facebook
online shopping
unanswered texts
phone meetings
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I have a uniquely German capacity to vacillate between sentimentality and...
– Tina Fey, Bossypants
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i didn’t realize there was a video option on photobooth
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Conebone69 - watch more funny videos
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